So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
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he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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