True but thats because hes a fetus.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
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I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
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You dont lie about slip and slides
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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