Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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