I've blown a few things in my day
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
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When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
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I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had