i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
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You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
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We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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