he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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