part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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