dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
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Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
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We're using joints as your birthday candles
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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