had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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