He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
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Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
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At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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