I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
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there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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