is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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