She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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