all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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