that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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