He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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