I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
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I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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