Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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