is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
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Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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