you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I have demons in me.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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