I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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