I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
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i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
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After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
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I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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