i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
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Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
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i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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