he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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