What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
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You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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