I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
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That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
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