so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
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I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
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Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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