she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
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I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
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Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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