I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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