Whod you bang
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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