No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
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