Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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