i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
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OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
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Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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