you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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