When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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