She is in my trunk
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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