i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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