After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
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Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
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I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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