just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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