I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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