i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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