Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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