just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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