I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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