Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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