Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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