Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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