Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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