i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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