porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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