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My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
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They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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