I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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Even my vagina gasped.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
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I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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