Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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