He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
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First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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