Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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