All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
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tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
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I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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